I have a mortgage. I am also married. My husband’s name is not on the mortgage (long, complicated story). But whenever my bank calls, they call MY cellphone, asking to speak to my husband about MY (not our, MY) mortgage. When I point out that it is MY (not our, MY) mortgage and that I am the person to talk to, they tell me, “Oh yes, your name is also on there, but we still need to talk to your husband about this.” Well, I won’t worry my pretty little head about my mortgage then, since my bank clearly knows better and doesn’t discuss things with females. MFIF.