Somehow, while checking my Twitter today, a tweet from 50 Cent was re-tweeted by one of my friends and so it appeared in my feed. It reads:
“Booty is my new motivational topic of the day. If ur skinny buy you a ass. If u have no tits put them in bitch. Quit playing around”
Damn, I forgot that no man on earth will find me attractive unless I’ve got T&A, and if I don’t, I better spend tens of thousands of dollars getting them put in so people can ogle me on the street. Must be #MFIF.
The Internet, USA