Some years ago, I had to have an earring removed from my ear because skin had grown over it.
My school health center sent me to two doctors.
The first one told me my injury was completely stupid, cursed and used language inappropriate for a doctor, and then told me he did not have time for me that day and I should come back tomorrow. I was offended by his attitude and decided to go to another one.
The other one agreed to do the removal that day, and asked me if I wanted Novocaine. I said yes and he said “It costs more.” I replied that I would still like to be numb before he CUT INTO MY EAR and he replied “Well, that’s OK, Daddy will pay for it anyway, right?”
It should be noted that my school has kind of a reputation for being full of rich spoiled kids. Still, I doubt that he would have made such a remark to a male student.
Apparently Novocaine before surgery = having Daddy pay for everything. Clearly it’s #MFIF