My canoodling with a lovely lady was interrupted by three drunk men, who apparently had philosophical interest in homosexuality.
“Why are you kissing another girl?”
“So, you’re gay, that’s fine. In your opinion, do you think you were born that way, or do you think that something happened to you that’s made you like that?”
“Go away.” (Or, you know, words to that effect)
“No no no no no don’t be like that! We were only asking a question! Come on! Come on, be reasonable. There’s nothing wrong with it. So, do you think it’s biological?”
“GOD it was only a QUESTION. Jesus let’s leave them to it, the LESBIANS.” They stagger away, shouting back every now and then.
I’m sorry for not accommodating your totally appropriate and not at all offensive queries; I get a bit angry and hysterical sometimes, and am confused by such intellectually taxing questions #MFIF