My fiance and I went to a fancy men’s shop to get a custom dress shirt for him to wear on our wedding day. My fiance had come up with the idea of possibly wearing a dark purple shirt to go with our wedding colors. We were at the store brainstorming different color combination options when the salesman began going off on how our ideas were all wrong. Then he turned to my fiance and told him that it was His Wedding and he was The King, so he shouldn’t listen to my opinions on the matter. Basically, “you should teach your woman her place.” I guess he thought the purple shirt thing was my idea and that I was forcing it on my secretly unwilling fiance? Well, I guess it’s #MFIF.