I was wearing a “self-rescuing princess” shirt to brunch a few weeks ago. It’s funny if you know me, because I’ve been studying a variety of martial arts for many years.
Some creepy old guy came up to me, leering, “Does that mean you kiss yourself, too?”
The only thing that came to mind to say at a moment like that was to steal a line from Woody Harrelson in Zombieland: “You wanna feel how hard I punch?”
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