I went to a (male) gynecologist for a smear test. Second time I was seeing this doctor. While performing the test…
G:How old are you?
G: What do you do for a living?
Me: I am a university lecturer.
G: Do you have any kids?
Me: (shocked too!): err… It just hasn’t happened.
G: Look, girlie, professional success is not all there is. Go have some kids now while your eggies are there.