Standing outside a gay bar at the Angel, Random Man comes past and stops by me.
“Do you know that’s a gay bar, love?”
“What are you doing in there?”
“I’m a lesbian.”
“You can’t be – you’re too pretty (I’ll spare you the details between that and the punchline which was) you’d not be a lesbian after you’ve had some of this!” complete with dick-grabbing motions.
I’m so glad he was able to determine my sexuality for me. ‘Cos I’m just too stupid to work it out myself. #MFIF